Chris Demotivational Poster
RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
MISTLETOE BELT BUCKLE - Wear it and have a Happy Holiday. Also great for Christmas Parties.
CHRISTMAS SUCKS -
CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance
CHRISTOPHER LEE -
CHRISTIANITY - Its why your not living on the moon
FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions
JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.
THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads
MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!
SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...
AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -
HYPOCRISY - No one does it better than christians
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.
ATHEISM - Checkmate
PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass
NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."
CHAMPAGNE - You know, it's not 'sham-pag-na' unless it's from the province of 'sham-pag-na' I learned that at bartending school
FULFILLING EVERY LITTLE GIRL'S DREAM - By marrying a helicopter pilot
MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO - He's small and brown, and comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
I GOT A FEVER - What's the cure!
LETTER TO SANTA -
REDNECKS - We love the Christmas season too
HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?
BAH HUMBUG -
THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw
STONER CLAUS - Wishes you a Merry Christmas!
CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE -
25TH DECEMBER - What would you look like after bringing gifts to more than 350 million kids all over the world??
MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! - She's a human!
THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.
THE GOOD LORD GAVE US GUNS - To protect us from the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals
CHRIST'S SAKE !!! - JESUS LIKES SOME SAKE WITH HIS SUSHI
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS AND MR ED -
CHRIS HANSEN - Set this.
THIS CHRISTMAS -
THE GREAT RECESSION - it's hitting EVERYONE
CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones
THE BIBLE - ENDORSED BY NON-THINKERS FOR OVER 2000 YEARS. -
FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."
EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.
HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!
FACEPALM - What Jesus is doing in heaven when looking at Christianity. Epic Fail.
IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR -
ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.
MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.
JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One
CAT FOR CHRISTMAS - The kids have been asking for it all year.
CHRISTMAS IS OVER -
ABOVE - IS THE REAL WINNER OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!
MERRY CHRISTMAS! - And God Bless Our Military Men & Women
REDNECK CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - And, yes they are tampons.
CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!
1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic
COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees
COFFEE BREAK - Even on Christmas Eve, you've got to take a break sometime.
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS -
C H O I C E S - You can either remain a social misfit or you can forget your sorrows, and perhaps score with Wonder Woman.
THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -
HEY BATEMAN! - Is that a raincoat?
HE KNOWS... -
The Bible -
GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!
CHRISTMAS WRAPPING - Its all in the Detail & Presentation
SILLY CHRISTIANS - What will they think of next to make them selves look like hypocrites
CREATIONISM - Finally explained!
DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
CHRISTIAN LOGIC -
DOG DAY AFTERNOON -
FACEBOOK STATUS -
SANTA'S NEW RULE -
SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."
BRING ME - Solo and the Wookie. They shall pay for this outrage.
MERRY CHRISTMAS - "Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction." "Look, sir: Reindeer."
ABSTINENCE - ONLY 99.99% EFFECTIVE
TIS THE SEASON - Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
IF YOU'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR - Maybe-MAYBE-you can have another death star
"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!
RULE 63 JESUS -
CHRISTIANITY - We did our killing so long ago people forgot already.
HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts
MY OLD MAN - He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium… a master.
HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE - We are Christians. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated... Or burned.
LET'S ASK THE MIGHTY GOOGLE ABOUT JESUS. - So much for that...
CHRISTMAS - It's not for everyone.
RALPHIE SAYS: -
J.H. CHRIST -
HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads
NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.
CHICKEN WINGS -
HANGING MISTLETOE - I guess it is a point of view. Literally speaking.
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